How to Decide Who to Vote for in November

  1.  Purchase both Chia candidates.
  2.  Start both Chias at the same time.
  3.   Water both Chias equally.
  4.   Provide equal lighting to both Chias.

The one that grows the slowest is the one that is the least full of shit. Problem solved!

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