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“Who Wants to be President” Autographed Copies Available

In honor of one of the most significant Presidential election in American history, I am offering signed copies of my book through the month of November for the low price of $20.00. Price includes tax and shipping. Get ’em while … Continue reading

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3 Places I Never Have to Visit

North Korea Iran Alabama   I have 2 questions for voters in Alabama: “For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?” How do you teach your children morals and values, … Continue reading

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Draining the Swamp

Has anyone stopped to realize that the draining of the swamp would make it easier for the predators to find their prey? #Politics, #DonaldTrump, #WhoWantsToBePresident, #FakeNews

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Not My Hero

Washington politicians are beginning to worry about the Trump administration’s accelerating downward spiral. Regarding the President, a Congressional leader and former unwavering Trump supporter stated, “He’s not my hero anymore. He got caught. I like people who don’t get caught.” … Continue reading

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SPICER APOLOGY

Since Sean Spicer apologized on CNN, a known fake news organization, would that make his apology a fake apology? To be fair, Spicey was referring to chemical weapons in combat without considering the horrors of the holocaust. Overreaction by everyone … Continue reading

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We’re Getting Great Again

Now, coming to a city near you:  SMOG, that’s right folks, real smog. If you are not old enough to remember smog, you are in for a special treat. SCROTUS (supreme crazy Republican), in his efforts to make our country … Continue reading

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Healthcare Reform Update

How do you put a price on health? Go ask a Republican Congressman. It appears that the ghosts of “Obama’s” death panels have materialized into flesh and blood. Thank God the American people have a loud enough voice to shout … Continue reading

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The Swamp is Being Drained

President Trump is living up to his commitment to drain the swamp. What he failed to make clear is that the swamp is us. #politics #WhoWantstobePresident

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Felonious Leakers

Did anyone stop to think that without the leaks that no one would know what appears to be going on in Trump’s administration? General Flynn would still be the President’s National Security Advisor and Attorney General Sessions would be “overseeing” … Continue reading

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Breaking Fake News Invokes the Spirit of a Great Republican

Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable – a most sacred right … Continue reading

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Dingling Bros. Bannon & Conway Circus

The Dingling Bros. Bannon & Conway Circus is in town. Come out and be amazed by their creative antics. Watch them walk the high wire balanced only by their bluster and lies. See them swing through the air with alt-facts … Continue reading

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3 Million Illegal Voters Confirmed

   Breaking Fake News investigators, after a long and arduous, months-long, in-depth investigation have confirmed President Trump’s allegations of voter fraud. 3,186,592 illegal Russian and Eastern European immigrants voted in the 2016 election it was discovered. Breaking Fake News reporters tracked … Continue reading

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Trump to Build New Walls

Breaking Fake News in-depth reporting has revealed yet another breaking story. This story contains no alternative facts and has been verified as 100% breaking fake news:  President Trump signed an Executive Order this morning to construct two additional walls. The … Continue reading

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You Just Can’t Make This Stuff Up

Don’s Johns, a provider of portable comfort stations for construction sites and events, will be providing services for the Coronation. Mr. Tough Guy was so traumatized by the company name and it’s possibly-perceived connection to his name that he ordered … Continue reading

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The Coronation

It has been confirmed by Fake News that in preparation for the upcoming coronation of #DonaldTrump, his sons Eric and Donald Jr. have changed their names to Duke and Earl. Barron will retain his given name. It is also reported … Continue reading

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He Invited Russia to Hack Our Computers!

#Trump #WhoWantstobePresident #Politics #PresidentialElection #Russia #Hacking

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HE-MAN WOMAN HATERS

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How to Decide Who to Vote for in November

 Purchase both Chia candidates.  Start both Chias at the same time.   Water both Chias equally.   Provide equal lighting to both Chias. The one that grows the slowest is the one that is the least full of shit. Problem … Continue reading

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Bad Choice A…Bad Choice B

Now that another Memorial Day (Decoration Day) has passed and we have honored our fallen war heroes, it’s a good time to reflect on why they gave the ultimate sacrifice. I’m not talking about the reasons our government decided to … Continue reading

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National debt? I’ll print money!

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DUMP THE HUMPS!

Does anyone else realize that the smoke and mirrors regarding the presidential election has been generated to mask the actions of the real problem, Congress? The unprecedented support for out-of-the-mainstream candidates (Trump and Sanders) reflects the frustration of American voters … Continue reading

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Which One is the Real Trump?

  One Trump is narcissistic, egomaniacal, fatuous, bombastic, xenophobic and misogynistic while the other is normal. WHICH ONE WOULD YOU VOTE FOR?  

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5 Star Reviews for Who Wants to be President

Who Wants to be President is taking off.   The book is currently being printed. Print copies should be available in 3 – 4 weeks.  The book is free if you have Kindle Unlimited or Amazon Prime.  Here are excerpts of some … Continue reading

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And You Don’t Believe We’re on the Eve of Destruction…

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DUMP THE HUMPS

Has anyone stopped to think that all the smoke and mirrors surrounding the Presidential election is a deliberate screen to shield the 88% of the do-nothing #Congress who are up for re-election? Everyone knows that the frustration we share is … Continue reading

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Press Release

Finally Someone Has Found A Solution For The Problems In American Politics Who wants the job? Trump, Clinton, Cruz, Sanders, maybe Bloomberg? Would they make the cut in the new reality show, “Who Wants to be President.” Finally, we have … Continue reading

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